Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
#326      
Emoji Laughing GIF by MOODMAN
 
#327      
Kasparas hasn't committed to us.

Looking ahead a year is absurd in this age of the portal. All the guys you mention could transfer elsewhere.
You realize this is a fan message board. Without speculation over the off season we’d be left with little to do other than sharpening one’s counting skills.
 
#329      
Brian Randle
Jerome Richmond
Bryan Notree

Marcus Domask
Andy Kaufman
Eddie Johnson
 
#332      
You realize this is a fan message board. Without speculation over the off season we’d be left with little to do other than sharpening one’s counting skills.
Of course. But it gets ridiculous how board members read that we're after/in with player X and then when we don't get that guy, start badmouthing the staff, insiders, our NIL program, etc. These people treat insiders' reporting on a prospect as a promise that we're going to get that kid.
 
#333      
Brian Randle was super athletic and never averaged 10 points a game for a season...being "athletic" isn't the only thing
 
#338      
He would fit our needs to a T. Wish one of the U of I’s rich Alumni would kick whatever it takes in addition to what we have offered and seal the deal.
 
#339      
Moving ahead to #Pru420 for #332
 
#340      
My contribution to #420

Xmoons GIF
This popular meme has an unfortunate Chambana connection, btw:

"On May 18, 2023, Brandt traveled to Champaign, Illinois, to pick up some red corn for his farm. While driving back to Ohio eastbound on I-74, at approximately 1:15 PM, he lost control of his truck and was ejected from the truck in neighboring Urbana, Illinois.[2][3][13] He was hospitalized at the Carle Foundation Hospital in a medically induced coma, where he died at approximately 1:30 AM on May 21, at the age of 76.[3][13][22]"
 
#349      
I hope I'm wrong.but KJ looks more like a plodder to me.Looks slow and not very athletic.I think quick athletic players will give him alot of trouble.Again hope I'm wrong,but that's what I see in his highlights.

I also worry about how he’ll handle athleticism but for the exact opposite reason that you do. He doesn’t appear like a plodder to me like some European players do. He actually looks like he might be in the top half of euro athleticism to me. And while he looks extraordinarily skilled, if you’re used to having an athleticism advantage over your competition, and then all the sudden you’re one of the bottom 2 athletes on the floor, that takes adjustment.
 
#350      
KGU… you’re a solid poster and I enjoy your contributions. Keep it up… you’re a valuable member of the community.

However, having reviewed this thread at nobody’s request, I’m afraid I must cite you with the following newly created violations:

1. Improperly critiquing the count: the 96 GIF and the 101 Dalmatians GIF were both in their proper position. 96 is post #97 and 101 is post #102. The count always refers to the reply, as the “first” reply is always post #2 behind Dan’s post #1

2. Misuse of the sarcasm symbol: sarcasm is saying something like “oh, I TOTALLY respect the post count” when you totally do not. Generally speaking, it is an exaggerated statement conveying the opposite of words stated. This body (me) finds nothing meeting that standard in your alleged sarcastic statement.

3. Illegal revision of history: this body (again, me) does not believe you made earlier posts “just messing with them as a joke.” It is this body’s contention that you made a mistake on the 96 and 101 critiques and created an elaborate, but grossly problematic back story which you hope would be believed at best or, at worst, ignored. Sadly, we are here at this tribunal because neither of those outcomes occurred.

Your punishment? I’m afraid that will have to be left up to Dan, who will no doubt see this ruling and ask “why the f#&k did I leave these children alone?!?” He will no doubt find this entire debate and/or discussion as inanely absurd as he will my efforts to research, recap and prosecute them. In short, he will roll his eyes at all of us.

I trust this concludes the matter, or in the alternative, escalates it. 😉

While I personally really enjoy "tongue in cheek" ribbing and sarcasm, I can attest that many on this board do not enjoy such things. One must consider these things before trying to lighten the mood with levity and "jokes". I can personally attest to what can happen when such "jokes" are taken the wrong way. Be careful out there my brother and God speed!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back