You asked for it, here are the bottom eight Illinois teams post-slush fund.
1. '97 (Turner's first season)
2. '69 (Valek's second-to-last season, -191 point differential)
3. '12 (Beckman's first season)
4. '03 (Turner's second-to-last season, -195 point differential)
5. '98 (Turner's second season)
6. '17 (Lovie's second season)
7. '16 (Lovie's first season)
8. '05 (Zook's first season)
For those wondering about Bielema being set up by Lovie, see above. Also, the 2020 season was the 9th worst by SRS, then Bielema took over. Just look, besides Valek getting left holding the bag after the slush fund, this is all after the Tepper era was imploding for the worst seasons that dragged the program into the cellar.