I could not possibly agree more with this post. 89 grad - those scumbags took our ring that year.I dislike scUM more than the rest of the B$G combined...................I really really really do..........
I could not possibly agree more with this post. 89 grad - those scumbags took our ring that year.I dislike scUM more than the rest of the B$G combined...................I really really really do..........
Hate to be a bearer of bad news but UW won the 1941 NattyI was in the house for the Eric Gordon game so Indiana will always be up there for me. The Michigan fiasco in 2021 pushed them up a tier for me too.
And I'll probably be in the minority here but Wisconsin is probably close to #1 in hate for me recently, simply due to the fact that in the 2010s they acted like they're some historical basketball program and Illinois is trash and will always be, when in reality they were an effing doormat before Bo. They'll continue to slide into irrelevance with Gard so that hate for me will probably dissipate with time. I rooted so hard against them in 2015 because I don't know if I could've handled the fact that Wisconsin would be winning a Natty before Illinois.
1. Indiana
2. Wisconsin
3. Michigan
4. Iowa (hard to hate them as much since we've whooped them and they've consistently failed to achieve anything even with some amazing players the last couple years. Garza and the Murray twins and all you have to show for it is just one B1G tourney title? LMFAO)
I think you’ve got the right idea; nothing about that place makes an iota of sense. But then again…you could say the same thing about Ohio.Despise: Iowa
Why? Because real words aren't 75% vowels. There are other reasons, too, but that's enough.
I love this list. Good work; and sorry you had a crummy day.Oh...well I have had a f@%king day...so Loyalty After Dark version, they can all die.
Die of Natural Causes
Rutgers, Minnesota, Washington
Die Naked in a Freak Shower Incident
Penn St., USC, UCLA, Michigan St.
Die in a Horrific Train Derailment Caused by a Falling Buckeye Tree
Purdue, Ohio St.
Murdered by Swarms of Rabid Zombie Turtles, Kittens, Ducks, and Badgers
Maryland, Northwestern, Oregon. Wisconsin
Tortured to Death Over The Course of 13 Days by a Clown Named Bobby
Indiana
It's Seriously So Dark That I Won't Post it Here But It Is Complex And Involves Being Forced to Eat Chili That Contains Certain Humans
Iowa, scUM
Special Mention
A Week In A Cabin With a Beady Eyed Bald Kid And A Banjo Because It's My List
Missouri
Sweet Dreams B1G.
Agreed, and in no particular order. Bo Schembechler and Gary Moeller aggravate the dislike of Michigan. If Notre Dame and Digger Phelps were B!G, they'd be right there. And Mizzourah.Despise
Indiana - Bobby Knight, need I say more
Iowa - Bruce Pearl aka Satan
Michigan - 1989 Final Four
Yeah, I'm right there with ya.Intense Levels of Burning Hatred...
Indiana - Because of B Knight. v Lou. Since Knight they have been mostly the punchline of a bad joke, but I still can't stand them and their clown pants.
Iowa - The whole Satan thing was the start. A never ending stretch of punchable faces + Francon keep it going.
MSU - The whole Ayo thing still gets me. It felt like a bounty then, and still does.
scUM + ahOleSU - They just royally suck and that extends beyond hoops.
UCLA - Because Bill Walton (RIP)
Annoy The %$#@ Out Of Me Because They Have Had Too Much Unexplainable Success Against Us....
Penn St & Turtleland. They s@ck. Enough said.
I've Always Liked Them And I Will Get NO Likes For This Post Because Soooooooo Many HATE Them.....
Purdue - Keady was a tough SOB, And Painter is just a helluva a coach. I root for them when it doesn't effect us.
Looking Forward To Hating Them With Every Fabric Of My Being.......
USC & Ohtheygon. Just because I know they suck.
I Kind Of Like Them........
Nebby & Rutgers. They don't chafe me.
Hard To Hate Them When I Mostly Feel Kind Of Sorry For Them.....
Northwestern. It's tough being in our big @#$ shadow.
If It Weren't For One Grinchy Man, They Would And By All Rights Should S@ck........
Wiscy. Good heavens they should be awful.
Don't Care....
Minny
Washington? Are they in the B1G now?
Anybody I missed, but I think I got them all.
Still contemplating, but my list is definitely going to resemble yours. I can absolutely relate.I agree with @OnlyOrange that when you started following the Illini, will have a lot to do with where you put them. For example, I really started following College Basketball in 1979, and my first memory of the Illini was Eddie Johnson beating Michigan St and Ervin Johnson. So here is my list.
Despise
Indiana - Bobby Knight, need I say more
Iowa - Bruce Pearl aka Satan
Michigan - 1989 Final Four
Dislike (mostly due to being a pretty good team in my memory)
Purdue
Michigan State
Wisconsin
Ohio State
Little Brother that is annoying
Northwestern
Mostly don't care but seem like they always play us tough
Penn St.
Maryland
Meh
Minnesota
Nebraska
UCLA
Oregon
USC
Washington
Rutgers
Penn State- 2005, never forget being there and them ruining the party.
Sorry, I mixed that up with Ohio St. My bad.
EditGenuinely Dislike/Rivals: Teams we have had historical animosity with for decades and most Illini fans get excited to beat. The matchups generally remain "exciting" even if one or both teams are down.
"Historic" Animosity: Teams I have disliked more or less at certain points over the years, but I generally find a matchup with them especially "relevant" to Illini basketball.
"Specific" Animosity: Teams that I dislike for more specific and/or recent reasons (e.g., Northwestern treating TSJ like crap or Maryland being a royal pain in our !!!).
Generally Relevant: Teams we have a real history with for one reason or another, but they generally don't spark the same level of animosity for me as the teams above here.
Very Little Feeling: Teams I of course want to beat (and might even dislike during the game), but they don't stir up too many emotions from me.
Begrudgingly Like: Teams that I, for one reason or another, am at least mildly fond of. Since this category is just Rutgers for me, I will explain that I kind of like them due to their similar dynamic as us (big state university between two pro sports metros that they rely on and are constantly battling for fan engagement), the RAC atmosphere and RU being the birthplace of the Pizza Hut Parking Lot legend.
GENUINELY DISLIKE/RIVALS
Iowa- because McCaffrey
Indiana- their fans are intolerable no matter how good or bad they are
Purdue- Fans again and ticket prices are ridiculous
"HISTORIC" ANIMOSITY
Michigan- Dickinson brought back this rivalry, hope it grows again
Michigan State- Who doesn't wanna beat Izzo? It will be a sad day when he is gone
"SPECIFIC" ANIMOSITY
Northwestern- Instate school that thinks its a rivalry but has been terrible for generations
Ohio State- 2005, never forget being there and them ruining the party.
GENERALLY RELEVANT
Penn State- Always seem to sneak up and win some big games here and there.
Maryland- Always a tough place to play even when they are bad
Rutgers- Top 10 arenas to play and a win there always matters
VERY LITTLE FEELING
Minnesota- outside of the fans outfits, mehh
Nebraska- Will never be a basketball school
UCLA- One of the most overrated programs every single year
Oregon- Stupid basketball court
USC- Very little feeling now, but they are a monster that is coming quickly.
Washington- Irrelevant to me and should be to everyone. Until they prove they can compete every year, they could be a Rutgers situation for awhile.
BEGRUDGINGLY LIKE
Wisconsin- This one is controversial, but I admire how they assemble their teams. They rarely are the most athletic team on the floor and they always compete. They are consistently underestimated and always prove everyone wrong. That being said, I hate losing to them just as much as anybody.
As someone who is from central Illinois and living in Indiana, it honestly shocked me when I moved here how little the rivalry with Indiana meant to their fans. In their minds, there is only Purdue. Gone are the days of Knight and Henson. I have always said that if we only win 2 games in a season, and those wins are against Mizzou and Indiana, I am good with that. Indiana fans think nothing of Illinois basketball and I love rubbing it in their face when we beat them repeatedly. I wish it would become a rivalry again, because that was peak rivalry.
I love this list. Good work; and sorry you had a crummy day.
My only question(s): How natural are we talking here? Are we going by the traditional definition of natural causes? Or, are we going by what is apparently considered the norm/natural in New Jersey…i.e. mutation and toxic sludge?
I'd like to commend his boss for taking so much PTOI'll have to work on my list later but I just want to commend @Fighter of the Nightman - love that these topics pop up every so often on this site.
Somebody plays Wordle...I think you’ve got the right idea; nothing about that place makes an iota of sense. But then again…you could say the same thing about Ohio.
While I agree with you for 1989, Iowa and Bruce Pearl took away our chance to be an Arizona-style national power. At the time, we were looking at Illini games on WGN, which was national at the time. That would have made Illinois a national brand. And that lying sack of s*** and the morons at the NCAA took that from us.I could not possibly agree more with this post. 89 grad - those scumbags took our ring that year.