Nostradamus totally nailed it in one of his last quatrains in the mid-1560s.Who would've thought Podz over Whitmore
“A youth born to the Northlands of Beer’ and Cheese “
“Will rise unceremoniously through the sporting masses of the day”
“He will show surprising vigor in the contest of fruit baskets”
“He will find refuse in a land of gold”
…but he still won’t be able to defend against his god-durn shadow”