To have quite possibly the worst opening statement of a press conference ever as well as the worst national anthem ever in literally a week's span is just simply miraculous.
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To have quite possibly the worst opening statement of a press conference ever as well as the worst national anthem ever in literally a week's span is just simply miraculous.
Doesn't averaging the close games in 23 make us 4-8, not 8-4? Which kind of bucks that trend?I keep seeing so much about our close games (which definitely jives with my experience!), so I wanted to lay them out in terms of wins and losses since Bret got here. Cutoff is a game that was decided by 8 points or fewer:
2021: 5-7 Record ... 2 comfortable wins and 3 clear losses
W 30-22 vs. Nebraska
L 30-37 vs. UTSA
L 17-20 vs. Maryland
L 9-13 at Purdue
W 20-18 at #7 Penn State (9OT)
L 14-20 vs. Rutgers
W 14-6 at #20 Minnesota
So we could have seen a swing anywhere from 2-10 to 9-3, and averaging the close games should have had us at 5-7 or 6-6.
2022: 9-4 Record ... 7 comfortable wins and 1 clear loss
L 20-23 at Indiana
W 9-6 vs. Iowa
L 15-23 vs. Michigan State
L 24-31 vs. Purdue
L 17-19 at #3 Michigan
So we could have seen a swing anywhere from 7-6 to 12-1, and averaging the close games should have had us at 10-2 (I classified the IU game as a clear win here given how we got screwed TWICE and lost by a FG).
2023: 5-7 record ... 0 comfortable wins and 4 clear losses
W 30-28 vs. Toledo
W 23-17 vs. FAU
W 27-24 at Maryland
L 21-25 vs. Wisconsin
W 27-26 at Minnesota
W 48-45 vs. Indiana (OT)
L 13-15 at #16 Iowa
L 43-45 vs. Northwestern
So we could have seen a swing anywhere from 0-12 to 8-4, and averaging the close games should have had us at 8-4.
So, as a reminder, this is what we did the last couple years...
2021: 5-7, no bowl
2022: 9-4, loss in New Year's Day bowl
2023: 5-7, no bowl
And this is what a high-level "basic luck" assumption would have had us at:
2021: 5-7, no bowl OR 6-6, lower-level bowl
2022: 10-2, plus Big Ten Championship Game appearance and possibly the Rose Bowl
2023: 8-4, relatively good bowl and good chance at a back-to-back Big Ten Championship Game appearance
"Luck" isn't really the right word ... we have had a problem closing out games! Hopefully we can work on that, because it actually is an AMAZINGLY positive trend we have seen in being competitive in Bret's three years vs. the 10 years before that. There have obviously been exceptions where we just came out and looked like crap, but we have only lost by double digits in 5 of our 27 Big Ten games since he has been here ... that's under 20% of the time, and 3 of those 5 came in the first half of last year.
Iowa is an enigma to me. How they win as much with that pathetic offense astounds me. I don’t believe it is sustainable. I think a lot of those close wins can flip to close losses. We’ll see how this plays out. I agree after the top few schools the rest should be a tie.
2022 = 8-5 ?I keep seeing so much about our close games (which definitely jives with my experience!), so I wanted to lay them out in terms of wins and losses since Bret got here. Cutoff is a game that was decided by 8 points or fewer:
2021: 5-7 Record ... 2 comfortable wins and 3 clear losses
W 30-22 vs. Nebraska
L 30-37 vs. UTSA
L 17-20 vs. Maryland
L 9-13 at Purdue
W 20-18 at #7 Penn State (9OT)
L 14-20 vs. Rutgers
W 14-6 at #20 Minnesota
So we could have seen a swing anywhere from 2-10 to 9-3, and averaging the close games should have had us at 5-7 or 6-6.
2022: 9-4 Record ... 7 comfortable wins and 1 clear loss
L 20-23 at Indiana
W 9-6 vs. Iowa
L 15-23 vs. Michigan State
L 24-31 vs. Purdue
L 17-19 at #3 Michigan
So we could have seen a swing anywhere from 7-6 to 12-1, and averaging the close games should have had us at 10-2 (I classified the IU game as a clear win here given how we got screwed TWICE and lost by a FG).
2023: 5-7 record ... 0 comfortable wins and 4 clear losses
W 30-28 vs. Toledo
W 23-17 vs. FAU
W 27-24 at Maryland
L 21-25 vs. Wisconsin
W 27-26 at Minnesota
W 48-45 vs. Indiana (OT)
L 13-15 at #16 Iowa
L 43-45 vs. Northwestern
So we could have seen a swing anywhere from 0-12 to 8-4, and averaging the close games should have had us at 8-4.
So, as a reminder, this is what we did the last couple years...
2021: 5-7, no bowl
2022: 9-4, loss in New Year's Day bowl
2023: 5-7, no bowl
And this is what a high-level "basic luck" assumption would have had us at:
2021: 5-7, no bowl OR 6-6, lower-level bowl
2022: 10-2, plus Big Ten Championship Game appearance and possibly the Rose Bowl
2023: 8-4, relatively good bowl and good chance at a back-to-back Big Ten Championship Game appearance
"Luck" isn't really the right word ... we have had a problem closing out games! Hopefully we can work on that, because it actually is an AMAZINGLY positive trend we have seen in being competitive in Bret's three years vs. the 10 years before that. There have obviously been exceptions where we just came out and looked like crap, but we have only lost by double digits in 5 of our 27 Big Ten games since he has been here ... that's under 20% of the time, and 3 of those 5 came in the first half of last year.
Tim Beckman is available!Seems like a good dude. Some media training and he will be fine - can't say that about his team.
All the lasagna you can eat too.Tim Beckman is available!
All the lasagna you can eat too.
Tim Beckman is available!
All the lasagna you can eat too.
Doesn't averaging the close games in 23 make us 4-8, not 8-4? Which kind of bucks that trend?
I crammed this in between two meetings, so I am sure you guys only scratched the surface of my mistakes. I guess the two most undeniable takeaways are:2022 = 8-5 ?
Sorry to hear you bombed, we all have though.Only thing that bothers me is if it's a sign Foster doesn't prepare well. Otherwise who cares other than it's kind of amusing. I remember in college I had a whole presentation prepared, went over it a bunch, and just completely bombed when the moment arrived.
Most CFB HC's would probably not speak to the media at all if they could get away with it.Sorry to hear you bombed, we all have though.
Ya it was terrible. I think UCLA’s PR person resigned recently, wonder if that contributed. Totally could be a sign that he’s in over his head, or it could be that he has a hard time doing anything outside of football, which doesn’t mean he’s a bad coach. I knew a lot of people that just could not understand anything but football, and had no idea why people would want to understand anything else. Talk about football and encyclopedic knowledge and wit comes out but anything else, deer in headlights blank stares. Unfortunately I think it’s a little of both for deshaun.
So unintentional it just happened that by complete accident a OL who had never ever ever worn number 93 just decided he liked that number a lot!Fickell - the number thing was unintentional. Yes receivers often switch jerseys for a lineman’s number and rules get changed in response. Nothing to see here right?
Run up the score on them in 2025.
Fickell or Ryan Walters - who does Coach B. dislike more? Shades of the Mike White days. Back then, White had only one friend amongst Big Ten coaching brethren, Haden Fry at Iowa. The other coaches were outright hostile towards White, with Bo and George Perles the worst of a bad bunch.So unintentional it just happened that by complete accident a OL who had never ever ever worn number 93 just decided he liked that number a lot!
B1G has quite a few HCs that are punks - Fickell, Walters, Day, Fleck to name a few. Can see why BB would be annoyed with them.Fickell or Ryan Walters - who does Coach B. dislike more? Shades of the Mike White days. Back then, White had only one friend amongst Big Ten coaching brethren, Haden Fry at Iowa. The other coaches were outright hostile towards White, with Bo and George Perles the worst of a bad bunch.
I wonder what Bret's equivalent of the "Pizza Hut Parking Lot" is? The farm woodshed? Perhaps the pigsty? Whatever it is, Bret should invite a few of these coaches.............B1G has quite a few HCs that are punks - Fickell, Walters, Day, Fleck to name a few. Can see why BB would be annoyed with them.
White held his own against both. An example I liked that I believe I read here on this board was after beating msu, coach white was just yelling f*** yeah! F*** yeah! Over and over as he walked to midfield to shake Perles’ hand, presumably very firmly lol. And Bo hated him b/c he replaced Moeller, and good ol Gary was Bo’s guy, in addition to being pass happy for the time which was not proper football by Bo’s standards. Then there was winning the big 10 outright.Fickell or Ryan Walters - who does Coach B. dislike more? Shades of the Mike White days. Back then, White had only one friend amongst Big Ten coaching brethren, Haden Fry at Iowa. The other coaches were outright hostile towards White, with Bo and George Perles the worst of a bad bunch.
Besides his shameless self-promotion and questionable recruiting tactics, Fleck doesn't bother me as much (probably b/c BB owns him). Now that Hairbag is gone, Fickell moved to the head of the d-bags, not just b/c of the unethical and bush-league move last season, but for the smirk on his face when he realized he got away with it.B1G has quite a few HCs that are punks - Fickell, Walters, Day, Fleck to name a few. Can see why BB would be annoyed with them.
I know I’m drinking the kool-aid (I do almost every year), but I think we surprise people and win 8 games.
Clearly the Golden Corral buffet line.I wonder what Bret's equivalent of the "Pizza Hut Parking Lot" is? The farm woodshed? Perhaps the pigsty? Whatever it is, Bret should invite a few of these coaches.............